When people say Asian women you usually think small cute round eyes women. Well guys do not be fooled by their a cute appearance. I myself witnessed it first hand, they are wolves under sheeps' skin. Even though the Asian society preferred males over female (male dominance). Here I have a clip I found in youtube showing just what happens when Asian women explodes.
Video 1
What did I tell you. Look at that poor guy (though he deserved it) beaten to a pulp. Asian girls are relentless because their first move is to immobilize you by kicking the you know what between your legs. Once you are temporary paralyzed due to the tremendous pain, they gather around you and give you a gang beat down. Even the grandma is vicious, she can go as far as chucking a cash register at you. Hopefully that guy learn his lesson not to piss off Asians especially the women. Don't believe me? Check the next clip.
Video 2
Look how she take advantage of people, then once you have your back turned around she kicks you right in the balls. Like she has described "diversion". Does it work? Yes! Because you would never expect a cute little Asian girl to attack you. I hope this clip will give the wisdom not to mess with Asian girls.
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Top 10 Asian Stereotype from this guy.......
Video
Ok this one is simple. He gonna name some Asian stereotypes and I will answer them. From #10 to #1.
#10- Asians are smart and are good at Math.
Answer: False. There is balance in the world. For example some people are athletic and some aren't. And just like Asians there are some smart Asians and there are also not so bright Asians. Like said before, white/black people who sat around me during math exams have failed including me.
#9- Asians always throw up their peace signs.
Answer: False. I don't know where this comes from but Asian DO NOT do peace signs. Here are some proofs:
#8- Asians eat dogs.
Answer: False, but you can try and prove me wrong. I have owned 5 dogs so far and none them have ever come close into my belly.
#7- Asians love Anime.
Answer: Maybe. I am not sure about this one. I know anime are originated in Japan, so I am guessing they do, because I used to be so obsessed with Dragon Ball and Pokemon. Wait white people also like anime as well.
#6- All Asians are video game nerds.
Answer: Very untrue. I do love video games but to be video game nerds I believe you will have to play non stop (3-4 hrs or more). Its almost impossible for Asians, because their are parents are academically demanding. If you don't do as follow you get whipped.
(One angry Asian)
#5- All Asians look alike.
Answer: Maybe. I think I know where this comes from because sometime I can't tell white/black/asian people apart also. But that does not mean we looked alike. Each individual is unique. Here are some PICS.
#4- Asians are bad drivers.
Answer: False. Japanese discover drifting. If they were bad at driving, how the hell the drift? Read this blog for more info.
#3- Asians have small....... eyes!
Answer: False. Not all Asians have small eyes. Look at pics below.
(Weird, she does not have small eyes)
#2- Asians go crazy for rice.
Answers:False. They do eat rice for most of their meals, but they do not go crazy for rice.
#1- Asians LipSync like no other.
Answer: False. I know I can't do it. You must be a trained professional.
Ok this one is simple. He gonna name some Asian stereotypes and I will answer them. From #10 to #1.
#10- Asians are smart and are good at Math.
Answer: False. There is balance in the world. For example some people are athletic and some aren't. And just like Asians there are some smart Asians and there are also not so bright Asians. Like said before, white/black people who sat around me during math exams have failed including me.
#9- Asians always throw up their peace signs.
Answer: False. I don't know where this comes from but Asian DO NOT do peace signs. Here are some proofs:
#8- Asians eat dogs.
Answer: False, but you can try and prove me wrong. I have owned 5 dogs so far and none them have ever come close into my belly.
#7- Asians love Anime.
Answer: Maybe. I am not sure about this one. I know anime are originated in Japan, so I am guessing they do, because I used to be so obsessed with Dragon Ball and Pokemon. Wait white people also like anime as well.
#6- All Asians are video game nerds.
Answer: Very untrue. I do love video games but to be video game nerds I believe you will have to play non stop (3-4 hrs or more). Its almost impossible for Asians, because their are parents are academically demanding. If you don't do as follow you get whipped.
(One angry Asian)
#5- All Asians look alike.
Answer: Maybe. I think I know where this comes from because sometime I can't tell white/black/asian people apart also. But that does not mean we looked alike. Each individual is unique. Here are some PICS.
#4- Asians are bad drivers.
Answer: False. Japanese discover drifting. If they were bad at driving, how the hell the drift? Read this blog for more info.
#3- Asians have small....... eyes!
Answer: False. Not all Asians have small eyes. Look at pics below.
(Weird, she does not have small eyes)
#2- Asians go crazy for rice.
Answers:False. They do eat rice for most of their meals, but they do not go crazy for rice.
#1- Asians LipSync like no other.
Answer: False. I know I can't do it. You must be a trained professional.
Friday, October 2, 2009
Dat Phan!
I am not sure if any of you know this Asian comedian, Dat Phan. Well it does not matter because I will show you one of his stand up anyway. Click Here. As you can hear, he tells jokes about Asians. Like usual I will decipher his content, feel free to rebuttal.
Dat Phan is probably the funniest comedian I have heard so far in my life and I will probably will not criticize him as much because most of his jokes are legit. As much as I hate to admit but each Asian ethnicity have our own trademark or specialty. Like Dat Phan has stated; the Chinese open chinese restaurants, the Japanese make VCRs, and the Vietnamese does pedicare. Now how did that happen, even I do not know. Everyone knows Asians have their own martial styles. Similarly to Dat Phan I have also encounter people who assume all Asians know martial arts, but I do not. Just because we have Jackie Chan and Jet Li does not mean the all Asians are kunfu masters. In fact I get those remarks so much that I took time to learn some martial art just so I would not be annoyed when does remarks comes again. But you got to admit getting one of those remark while taking a leak is pretty funny.
Asian parents tend to judge by everything by it's cover, so when if they walked into a gay neighborhood they would think that the neighborhood is great. Why because the guys would be friendly towards other guys and vice versa, that is only if they did not noticed this is a gay neighborhood. Asian parents would promote gay relationship, they absolutely hated it. Because like most Asian parents, they all want to be grandparents someday, the sooner the better (Don't ask me, I don't know either). If you are gay, you definitely have just destroy their goal in life. They will hate you for life, even as far as disowning you. If you have not realized, Asians have large family (Look at China and India) because parents' of your parents followed the same tradition of having lots of grandchildren.
Savings. It is huge in an Asian family. Why? It is because they grew up starving. Back in the mid 1990s, the Asia has gone through major reformation (wars, civil wars, ect). Parents at that time could not provide sufficient foods for their family. They live through those times with fear of starvation and that fear had ingrained in them through all this time. Thus savings (coupons) became their everyday life. This is their way to fight starvation (fear). Because most Americans did not go through those hard times, it is hard for them to understand. Consequently, they joke about that and became another stereotype about Asians.
Dat Phan is probably the funniest comedian I have heard so far in my life and I will probably will not criticize him as much because most of his jokes are legit. As much as I hate to admit but each Asian ethnicity have our own trademark or specialty. Like Dat Phan has stated; the Chinese open chinese restaurants, the Japanese make VCRs, and the Vietnamese does pedicare. Now how did that happen, even I do not know. Everyone knows Asians have their own martial styles. Similarly to Dat Phan I have also encounter people who assume all Asians know martial arts, but I do not. Just because we have Jackie Chan and Jet Li does not mean the all Asians are kunfu masters. In fact I get those remarks so much that I took time to learn some martial art just so I would not be annoyed when does remarks comes again. But you got to admit getting one of those remark while taking a leak is pretty funny.
Asian parents tend to judge by everything by it's cover, so when if they walked into a gay neighborhood they would think that the neighborhood is great. Why because the guys would be friendly towards other guys and vice versa, that is only if they did not noticed this is a gay neighborhood. Asian parents would promote gay relationship, they absolutely hated it. Because like most Asian parents, they all want to be grandparents someday, the sooner the better (Don't ask me, I don't know either). If you are gay, you definitely have just destroy their goal in life. They will hate you for life, even as far as disowning you. If you have not realized, Asians have large family (Look at China and India) because parents' of your parents followed the same tradition of having lots of grandchildren.
Savings. It is huge in an Asian family. Why? It is because they grew up starving. Back in the mid 1990s, the Asia has gone through major reformation (wars, civil wars, ect). Parents at that time could not provide sufficient foods for their family. They live through those times with fear of starvation and that fear had ingrained in them through all this time. Thus savings (coupons) became their everyday life. This is their way to fight starvation (fear). Because most Americans did not go through those hard times, it is hard for them to understand. Consequently, they joke about that and became another stereotype about Asians.
Friday, September 25, 2009
What makes it worse?
Before I began, I like to announce my beef with sosublogger.com. The content of my last post was not copy and paste from that site. Anyway that website has an enormous amount of content. It would be hard and a lot of efforts to go to that website to steal content. So before you go off and make more wild accusations, maybe read the content of my blog next time.
Anyway back to topic. Look at this guy from youtube. Click here for video. People like him contributed to the Asian stereotype the most. People like him can magnify their voice easily through the internet. Now I am not saying all of his words are false, but judging from this video I have to disagree on something. He views a lot of Asian loves to use online massive gaming terms when he tries to mimic native or fluent English speaking Asians. This leads to Asians love massive online gaming. Which is not true, a fair percentage of Asians utterly despise massive online games like world of warcraft. We do like going out and play sports like basketball or football. Secondly, we would never go insult a random bystander with quotes like," Pwnage and noob." We would never want to touch other people's penis let alone cutting off their "eggroll". Finally, we DO NOT want other people to bow to Asians. Bowing is just not an Asian thing in the twenty-first century. Asians would rather have them get down on the floor begging rather than bowing. That is if he really despises you.
Personally people do not pick fights with people because as we grow we become more mature. It seems like in the video Asians love insulting other people. That is not true! Or else some country in Asia would start many wars or all of us are like Hitler who hates people who are not German. So this concludes that people have common sense (including Asians), we do not insult random people. We do not use gaming term every time we open our mouth. Lastly Asians do like sport. By the way love basketball and football. See you next week!
Anyway back to topic. Look at this guy from youtube. Click here for video. People like him contributed to the Asian stereotype the most. People like him can magnify their voice easily through the internet. Now I am not saying all of his words are false, but judging from this video I have to disagree on something. He views a lot of Asian loves to use online massive gaming terms when he tries to mimic native or fluent English speaking Asians. This leads to Asians love massive online gaming. Which is not true, a fair percentage of Asians utterly despise massive online games like world of warcraft. We do like going out and play sports like basketball or football. Secondly, we would never go insult a random bystander with quotes like," Pwnage and noob." We would never want to touch other people's penis let alone cutting off their "eggroll". Finally, we DO NOT want other people to bow to Asians. Bowing is just not an Asian thing in the twenty-first century. Asians would rather have them get down on the floor begging rather than bowing. That is if he really despises you.
Personally people do not pick fights with people because as we grow we become more mature. It seems like in the video Asians love insulting other people. That is not true! Or else some country in Asia would start many wars or all of us are like Hitler who hates people who are not German. So this concludes that people have common sense (including Asians), we do not insult random people. We do not use gaming term every time we open our mouth. Lastly Asians do like sport. By the way love basketball and football. See you next week!
Friday, September 18, 2009
How Does media/society defines Asians?
Video 1 Video 2
Before we get into a heated debate I would you like to watch one of the following video above. As you can see how the media portray of us Asians. Doesn't it make us proud and jump with joy? NO! Because Asians do not do things like the media had portrayed. Thanks to the media the mass majority begin to believe that it is proper for them to greet Orientals that way. Let me begin on what Asians DO NOT do. We DO NOT do the "hands together Buddha thing" when we greet people. Some of us might be polite and go with the flow, but if you were go to China town and do that. you won't be coming out in one piece. That is how much it annoys us. Secondly, even if you were Buddhist we still don't greet people like that. Lastly, there is a huge percentage of Asians that are Christians like my roommate for example. It is true origami originate somewhere in Asia but that does not mean we all know how to fold paper animals. In fact most of us only know how to fold paper airplanes, like many Americans. We DO NOT eat animal's genitalia, such as a brown goat's penis, to cure illnesses. We might have done that five thousand years ago but due to advance science we DO NOT go around castrating animals. Yes, that means we USE Tylenol when we are not feeling well.
Like many of you have seen the Olympics on television, you all know Asians are extremely strong in sport like ping pong. Thus the media portrays all Asians are good at ping pong. I can guarantee you that is not true because I SUCK at ping pong. Then why do Asians on television are insanely good at ping pong? In this world there is something called talent. Everyone on have their own specialty that is what makes each individual unique. Since Asia has 3/4 of the world population thus it has larger pool of talented people. The next one is huge. Many Americans believe Asians are ninjas. Unfortunately this is false. Believe me I wish I am a ninja, but no matter how hard I train to be a ninja I can never live up to the media's standard. I personally believe ninjas have been extinct (maybe 99.999999%) because guns are more efficient at killing then ninjas. Lastly I will tell you something Asians DO do; that is we Do eat rice, just as much as white people eat wheat such as bread.
Before we get into a heated debate I would you like to watch one of the following video above. As you can see how the media portray of us Asians. Doesn't it make us proud and jump with joy? NO! Because Asians do not do things like the media had portrayed. Thanks to the media the mass majority begin to believe that it is proper for them to greet Orientals that way. Let me begin on what Asians DO NOT do. We DO NOT do the "hands together Buddha thing" when we greet people. Some of us might be polite and go with the flow, but if you were go to China town and do that. you won't be coming out in one piece. That is how much it annoys us. Secondly, even if you were Buddhist we still don't greet people like that. Lastly, there is a huge percentage of Asians that are Christians like my roommate for example. It is true origami originate somewhere in Asia but that does not mean we all know how to fold paper animals. In fact most of us only know how to fold paper airplanes, like many Americans. We DO NOT eat animal's genitalia, such as a brown goat's penis, to cure illnesses. We might have done that five thousand years ago but due to advance science we DO NOT go around castrating animals. Yes, that means we USE Tylenol when we are not feeling well.
Like many of you have seen the Olympics on television, you all know Asians are extremely strong in sport like ping pong. Thus the media portrays all Asians are good at ping pong. I can guarantee you that is not true because I SUCK at ping pong. Then why do Asians on television are insanely good at ping pong? In this world there is something called talent. Everyone on have their own specialty that is what makes each individual unique. Since Asia has 3/4 of the world population thus it has larger pool of talented people. The next one is huge. Many Americans believe Asians are ninjas. Unfortunately this is false. Believe me I wish I am a ninja, but no matter how hard I train to be a ninja I can never live up to the media's standard. I personally believe ninjas have been extinct (maybe 99.999999%) because guns are more efficient at killing then ninjas. Lastly I will tell you something Asians DO do; that is we Do eat rice, just as much as white people eat wheat such as bread.
Continueing
I hate how the American society portrays Asians to be very timid nature and academically superior, unfortunately that is not true. Every society has a balance of those who are bright and than those aren't. Unfortunately I am in the "not so bright category". Why? Because I am the odd one in my Asian group, all of them perform better than me academically. Because of them all the people around me in my class have failed many exams. But that is on lighter side, after once they found out that they failed their exams there comes the unnecessary troubles: harassment. You get things like " How did you failed your exams?" and " You gotta live up to your Asian quota." Let me tell something Asians aren't timid we are just peaceful people who does not want unnecessary troubles, but that does not mean we won't retaliate. I believe Jet Li or Jackie Chan can make it very clear. So how do I deal with harrassments? The answer is "*&%@# off!" ( I want this blog to be as friendly as possible.) I mean I feel bad enough already failing my exams, but I have to be constantly reminded by duesh bags who aren't exactly that bright either. Although many of you would rebuttal both Jet Li and Jackie Chan are both action movie actors and would not be credible in our case, but there are Asian gangsters out in the world believe or not. "Lesson: Don't steal cars from Asian gangster" by Jackson Holtz from The Associated Press portrays the consequences of stealing an Asian's car. It all started when four guys set out and stole a Honda Civic outside of Walmart, what they did not know was it belonged to an Asian gangster. Until the thieves found an AK-47 and a 9 mm pistol in the car. The Asian guy retaliated by sending their men out to hunt for the thieves. The thieves eventually got frightened and decided to return the car which resulted violent.
Hierarchy of the Triad
The thieves ended up in the hospital with many major injuries in their body such as broken bones and hemorrhages. This article summarize that Asian can retaliate and you should not be taken lightly. Click here for more info. Hopefully this article will give you a new perspective on Asians.
Hierarchy of the Triad
The thieves ended up in the hospital with many major injuries in their body such as broken bones and hemorrhages. This article summarize that Asian can retaliate and you should not be taken lightly. Click here for more info. Hopefully this article will give you a new perspective on Asians.
Monday, August 31, 2009
Who am I?
As the title stated," Who am I?". My name is Danny. I'm gonna leave out my last name and let you guess what ethinic I am. I came from a diverse town call Ann Arbor in Michigan,, and believe there are plenty of asians to tell. Im not gonna go in deep today but I will tell you one thing: NOT ALL ASIAN HAVE SQUINTY EYES. And we can be GANGSTER TOO.
Click here how wiki defines it
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