Saturday, October 31, 2009

Booo!

No video this week boo…………….
Since it is Halloween I believe some scary fact is more appropriate for this occasion. Here is the scary fact quote:” The reason that Asian students outperform their peers in the classroom has nothing to do with how they were born”. (article) Now the whole social structure of the America society will fall! (cough: sarcasm). There is you go Asians are not geniuses. You might ask how is that possible? To answer that question you have to blame it on their parents. Asian parents love to use scary fact such as you will be garbage man for the rest of your life if you do not work hard in school. Think about how terrified a 5 year old child hear that from your parent. But a once scary fact does not budge you anymore they move on to the dictator mode or “Respect your elders and obey your parents” strategy like this article has described.
So in this condition basically if you don’t do as I say there will be a very bad consequence. This way they can strike fear in your mind so you will do as they say. What makes it terrifying is you do not know what they can do to you and sometime you expect for the worst almost like you are self destructing inside. This tactic is so effective they it got me going for years. Because of all those, most Asians had to strive in school. It would be very unlikely they would not succeed because they spent their entire life dedicating (locked up) for academic, including their parents in the background supporting (pressuring) them or “assume the role of educator after school hours”. Unlike most people they would American they have extra curriculums outside.
So if you want your next generation to attend schools like Harvard and Yale, this article by Dr. Soo Kim Abboud, Jane Kim is the best remedy for your children. They will mostly likely turn out to be like person below.

Friday, October 23, 2009

Funny Vids

I love how everyone (except Asian) always assume all Asian are good at ping pong. What is more funny that some Asian really do believe the stereotype. Just watch this video, called Matrix ping pong. It has so much exaggeration on Asian ping pong. This video make Asian look absolutely invincible in ping pong. Hitting the ping pong ball with weird poses and even has law defying power to stand on the wall vertically. If only Asians are THAT good in ping pong, we would not suck as much in other sports. It just make me laugh so hard.

Ever wonder what Sumos do besides wrestling and gaining weight. Well here is a funny Japanese commercial for Subaru. (warning: Guys would be scarred for life) The sexy bunch of fat Sumos washing a Subaru in slow motion is just incredible. Never would have imagine fat guys butt naked getting wet. But this Video went beyond everyone's imagination. Hopefully whats going on in Japan stays in Japan.

Everyone knows Asia has the highest population density compared to the world. But no one knows how to put it to good use. Watch this video and you know what I mean. Isn't it great if you can command a mob of people to do your bidding. Have them rush at random people just to see their terrifying reaction is just priceless. Or maybe have 100 people stalk you and then appear in a obscure street is just so funny. It just makes me want to do this someday.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

What can Asian women really do...............

When people say Asian women you usually think small cute round eyes women. Well guys do not be fooled by their a cute appearance. I myself witnessed it first hand, they are wolves under sheeps' skin. Even though the Asian society preferred males over female (male dominance). Here I have a clip I found in youtube showing just what happens when Asian women explodes.

Video 1

What did I tell you. Look at that poor guy (though he deserved it) beaten to a pulp. Asian girls are relentless because their first move is to immobilize you by kicking the you know what between your legs. Once you are temporary paralyzed due to the tremendous pain, they gather around you and give you a gang beat down. Even the grandma is vicious, she can go as far as chucking a cash register at you. Hopefully that guy learn his lesson not to piss off Asians especially the women. Don't believe me? Check the next clip.

Video 2

Look how she take advantage of people, then once you have your back turned around she kicks you right in the balls. Like she has described "diversion". Does it work? Yes! Because you would never expect a cute little Asian girl to attack you. I hope this clip will give the wisdom not to mess with Asian girls.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Top 10 Asian Stereotype from this guy.......

Video


Ok this one is simple. He gonna name some Asian stereotypes and I will answer them. From #10 to #1.

#10- Asians are smart and are good at Math.

Answer: False. There is balance in the world. For example some people are athletic and some aren't. And just like Asians there are some smart Asians and there are also not so bright Asians. Like said before, white/black people who sat around me during math exams have failed including me.

#9- Asians always throw up their peace signs.

Answer: False. I don't know where this comes from but Asian DO NOT do peace signs. Here are some proofs:




#8- Asians eat dogs.

Answer: False, but you can try and prove me wrong. I have owned 5 dogs so far and none them have ever come close into my belly.

#7- Asians love Anime.

Answer: Maybe. I am not sure about this one. I know anime are originated in Japan, so I am guessing they do, because I used to be so obsessed with Dragon Ball and Pokemon. Wait white people also like anime as well.

#6- All Asians are video game nerds.

Answer: Very untrue. I do love video games but to be video game nerds I believe you will have to play non stop (3-4 hrs or more). Its almost impossible for Asians, because their are parents are academically demanding. If you don't do as follow you get whipped.


(One angry Asian)

#5- All Asians look alike.

Answer: Maybe. I think I know where this comes from because sometime I can't tell white/black/asian people apart also. But that does not mean we looked alike. Each individual is unique. Here are some PICS.



#4- Asians are bad drivers.

Answer: False. Japanese discover drifting. If they were bad at driving, how the hell the drift? Read this blog for more info.

#3- Asians have small....... eyes!

Answer: False. Not all Asians have small eyes. Look at pics below.


(Weird, she does not have small eyes)

#2- Asians go crazy for rice.

Answers:False. They do eat rice for most of their meals, but they do not go crazy for rice.

#1- Asians LipSync like no other.

Answer: False. I know I can't do it. You must be a trained professional.

Friday, October 2, 2009

Dat Phan!

I am not sure if any of you know this Asian comedian, Dat Phan. Well it does not matter because I will show you one of his stand up anyway. Click Here. As you can hear, he tells jokes about Asians. Like usual I will decipher his content, feel free to rebuttal.




Dat Phan is probably the funniest comedian I have heard so far in my life and I will probably will not criticize him as much because most of his jokes are legit. As much as I hate to admit but each Asian ethnicity have our own trademark or specialty. Like Dat Phan has stated; the Chinese open chinese restaurants, the Japanese make VCRs, and the Vietnamese does pedicare. Now how did that happen, even I do not know. Everyone knows Asians have their own martial styles. Similarly to Dat Phan I have also encounter people who assume all Asians know martial arts, but I do not. Just because we have Jackie Chan and Jet Li does not mean the all Asians are kunfu masters. In fact I get those remarks so much that I took time to learn some martial art just so I would not be annoyed when does remarks comes again. But you got to admit getting one of those remark while taking a leak is pretty funny.





Asian parents tend to judge by everything by it's cover, so when if they walked into a gay neighborhood they would think that the neighborhood is great. Why because the guys would be friendly towards other guys and vice versa, that is only if they did not noticed this is a gay neighborhood. Asian parents would promote gay relationship, they absolutely hated it. Because like most Asian parents, they all want to be grandparents someday, the sooner the better (Don't ask me, I don't know either). If you are gay, you definitely have just destroy their goal in life. They will hate you for life, even as far as disowning you. If you have not realized, Asians have large family (Look at China and India) because parents' of your parents followed the same tradition of having lots of grandchildren.



Savings. It is huge in an Asian family. Why? It is because they grew up starving. Back in the mid 1990s, the Asia has gone through major reformation (wars, civil wars, ect). Parents at that time could not provide sufficient foods for their family. They live through those times with fear of starvation and that fear had ingrained in them through all this time. Thus savings (coupons) became their everyday life. This is their way to fight starvation (fear). Because most Americans did not go through those hard times, it is hard for them to understand. Consequently, they joke about that and became another stereotype about Asians.