The title of today article is Anal Penetrating Chair Kills Teen. This article has no perverted implication embedded in it. Let this news be a lesson to what type of computer chair you should and should not buy.
This article focus a young Chinese boy got killed by his beloved computer chair. Just like me, many of the audience will get the same reaction: “what!?!?!” This bizarre incident had happened before but he was the first fatality. It was report stated the boy sat down on his computer and the next thing he exploded off his computer chair with metal chunks up his butt. The boy in tremendous butt pain was able to make it to his phone and call his father. The ambulant arrived at his home no time but was not able to make it to the swiftly causing the victim to die in the ambulance.
Death ChairYou might ask how did the chair exploded? Apparently the base of the computer chair was a high pressured gas cylinder installed in it so the chair can adjust its height. Then the pressurized gas was released and causes the explosion and shot “stuffs” into this poor Chinese boy’s anal. Which lead to another question: why did the containment failed? We found out that there were three variables:
1. Non-nitrogenous gases contaminated the cylinder of the chair.
2. Deficient materials in the cylinder reduced the durability of the part.
3. The cylinder was not completely airtight.
Just 2007 the computer chair preyed on a 68 years old victim’s anal, fortunately the elderly man survived more or less. As you can see gas cylinder base computer chair is merciless. After reading this article I wonder where did all of these computer chairs comes from. You guessed it right, it was MADE IN CHINA. For safety reasons this article recommended buying oil-based hydraulic base chair that way you won’t have “stuff” launching up your anal. Now I will end up this story with two words: “anal assassination”.
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